1 00:00:02,209 --> 00:00:05,212 "Capsize" playing 2 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:15,670 ♪ You move forward, I move backwards...♪ - 3 00:00:15,705 --> 00:00:19,709 ♪ And together we make nothing at all ♪ 4 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:26,026 ♪ And everybody knows 5 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:30,168 ♪ How your garden's growing tonight ♪ 6 00:00:30,168 --> 00:00:32,584 ♪ What's this tender fascination ♪ 7 00:00:32,653 --> 00:00:37,313 ♪ And the boredom emulation of love? ♪ 8 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:42,697 ♪ Stories to take home 9 00:00:42,732 --> 00:00:46,529 ♪ We had your garden grow up just right ♪ 10 00:00:51,775 --> 00:00:53,984 ♪ You do it for me ♪ 11 00:00:54,019 --> 00:00:56,401 ♪ You do it with quickness ♪ 12 00:00:56,401 --> 00:00:58,817 ♪ A man of the hour 13 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:01,716 ♪ As God is my witness 14 00:01:01,785 --> 00:01:03,511 ♪ Me and my song... ♪ 15 00:01:03,511 --> 00:01:08,516 Yeah, I need a taxi to take me to Eaton Microtech Labs. 16 00:01:08,585 --> 00:01:10,277 Oh, I'm not from here. 17 00:01:10,311 --> 00:01:12,072 Can you get the guy with the French name on that? 18 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:13,832 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. Concierge. 19 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,868 ♪ You do it for money 20 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:18,388 ♪ A man of the hour 21 00:01:18,388 --> 00:01:20,839 ♪ It aches in my belly 22 00:01:20,908 --> 00:01:23,117 ♪ Me and my song ♪ 23 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:28,329 ♪ We'll do it alone... 24 00:02:14,203 --> 00:02:17,585 It's alive, it's alive, it's alive. 25 00:02:17,654 --> 00:02:21,451 I really appreciate you coming home this morning. Thank you. 26 00:02:21,486 --> 00:02:23,177 I gotta shower and shave and get back to the office. 27 00:02:23,212 --> 00:02:25,386 I just wanted to bring you this. 28 00:02:25,421 --> 00:02:28,941 You were quoted several times. - Oh, you mean... 29 00:02:28,976 --> 00:02:32,393 "Susan Fairchild" was quoted? 30 00:02:32,428 --> 00:02:35,948 French toast. What's the occasion? - Dad's birthday. 31 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,502 I thought that's why you came home. 32 00:02:37,502 --> 00:02:39,400 You got him a putter. 33 00:02:39,435 --> 00:02:40,712 Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. 34 00:02:40,746 --> 00:02:42,300 Happy birthday. 35 00:02:42,334 --> 00:02:45,406 He loves the putter. 36 00:02:45,475 --> 00:02:47,615 Did you thank him, sweetheart? 37 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:50,135 You should come to the club with me today. Play a quick nine? 38 00:02:50,135 --> 00:02:54,312 Um, I gotta-- I got work I gotta do. 39 00:02:54,346 --> 00:02:55,934 Good morning, girls. 40 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:58,523 Hey, no hello for Daddy, 41 00:02:58,592 --> 00:03:00,214 who you haven't seen in almost two days? 42 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:01,974 Both: Hi, Daddy. 43 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:03,597 Can we take this to school? 44 00:03:03,631 --> 00:03:06,393 - Is it a calculator? - No, it's a TV. 45 00:03:06,462 --> 00:03:08,153 Isn't that thing incredible? 46 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,397 Yeah, now they can watch TV all the time. 47 00:03:10,431 --> 00:03:13,572 I just arranged an exclusive deal with Kazoku 48 00:03:13,572 --> 00:03:15,505 to carry them in our fall catalogue. 49 00:03:15,574 --> 00:03:16,541 Mm. 50 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:23,513 Happy birthday to me, right? 51 00:03:23,548 --> 00:03:25,998 Whoo-hoo! 52 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:29,554 Well, how will your computer compare to the IBM XT? 53 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:32,660 Ours has all the same features as the XT, 54 00:03:32,695 --> 00:03:36,699 plus-- plus a few bonus extras. 55 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:38,321 - Retailer: Like what? - John: Like what? 56 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:40,565 Like you can haul it down to the no-tell motel 57 00:03:40,634 --> 00:03:42,187 when you screw your secretary 58 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,637 and you'd still get your memos typed up. 59 00:03:43,671 --> 00:03:44,914 "Like what?" 60 00:03:44,948 --> 00:03:47,330 You try that with an IBM PC, 61 00:03:47,365 --> 00:03:50,437 hell, you'd throw out your back. 62 00:03:50,437 --> 00:03:52,059 Retailer Now, what about speed? 63 00:03:52,093 --> 00:03:53,785 That seems to be all our customers care about. 64 00:03:53,854 --> 00:03:55,718 I heard you guys were flirting with the 286. 65 00:03:55,752 --> 00:03:57,927 Yep. 66 00:04:05,348 --> 00:04:07,868 Oh, I'm just a carpetbagger from New York. 67 00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:09,663 They won't listen to me. 68 00:04:09,663 --> 00:04:13,460 Gentlemen, I think-- I think all the specs 69 00:04:13,494 --> 00:04:16,877 are right there in those packets that we gave you. 70 00:04:16,877 --> 00:04:18,948 Y'all can read, right? 71 00:04:21,364 --> 00:04:23,884 Joe: First of all, to clarify, 72 00:04:23,884 --> 00:04:26,576 secretary isn't included at that price. - 73 00:04:26,645 --> 00:04:29,855 As for the specs, we were experimenting with the 286, 74 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:32,375 but in the end, it would only cost your customers an arm and a leg, 75 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:34,998 so we're going with an eight megahertz 8086. 76 00:04:34,998 --> 00:04:37,622 That's almost twice as fast as any PC on the market, 77 00:04:37,656 --> 00:04:40,487 plus we're including a floating-point math coprocessor 78 00:04:40,556 --> 00:04:42,903 that will run circles around any IBM PC. 79 00:04:42,937 --> 00:04:44,594 Let's cut to the chase 80 00:04:44,663 --> 00:04:47,873 and get to the question you came here to have answered. 81 00:04:47,908 --> 00:04:52,326 The question your CEO will ask you at your post-COMDEX powwow. 82 00:04:52,361 --> 00:04:55,916 "What do we put on our third shelf?" 83 00:04:55,950 --> 00:04:58,643 Not the first shelf-- that's reserved for IBM. 84 00:04:58,643 --> 00:05:00,403 Not even the second shelf. 85 00:05:00,472 --> 00:05:02,750 That's where your name brand computer goes. 86 00:05:02,785 --> 00:05:04,649 The ones you have manufactured in Taiwan 87 00:05:04,649 --> 00:05:06,720 and slap your insignia on. 88 00:05:06,754 --> 00:05:07,997 The third shelf. 89 00:05:08,998 --> 00:05:11,621 The "kludge" shelf. 90 00:05:11,656 --> 00:05:13,761 The shelf your stock boys detest... 91 00:05:13,796 --> 00:05:15,729 because the computers are so heavy... 92 00:05:15,763 --> 00:05:17,524 and the shelves are so low. 93 00:05:17,593 --> 00:05:19,664 That's the shelf we're talking about. 94 00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:23,702 That's the shelf us schmucks are aiming for, am I right? 95 00:05:23,737 --> 00:05:25,048 Wrong. 96 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:27,637 This isn't an IBM compatible clone. 97 00:05:27,637 --> 00:05:30,088 This is the new compatible. 98 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:32,746 IBM will have to clone us. 99 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:35,818 Tell that to your CEO and I promise you this time next year, 100 00:05:35,852 --> 00:05:38,890 you'll be sitting in his chair asking, 101 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:42,549 "What do weput on our third shelf?" 102 00:06:31,356 --> 00:06:33,496 Welcome back. How was your trip? 103 00:06:33,531 --> 00:06:35,947 - Who are all these people? - New team of software engineers. 104 00:06:36,016 --> 00:06:38,190 This is Steve, our software development manager. 105 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:39,675 Steve, this is Cameron. 106 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,435 I told them all about you. 107 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:42,850 You didn't tell me she was a girl. 108 00:06:42,919 --> 00:06:45,335 I knew your keen analytical skills would sniff it out. 109 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:47,510 Hey-- 110 00:06:47,545 --> 00:06:50,410 Run those to Gordon. 111 00:06:50,479 --> 00:06:52,515 Look, I can handle all the software myself. 112 00:06:52,515 --> 00:06:53,723 I already mapped out the design on the plane. 113 00:06:53,723 --> 00:06:55,656 Who told you to do that? 114 00:06:55,691 --> 00:06:57,762 No one. I thought that-- 115 00:06:57,796 --> 00:06:59,971 Why? How do you think a project this big works? 116 00:07:00,005 --> 00:07:02,870 Throwing as many people at the problem as Bosworth will approve. 117 00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:05,010 Wait, did you send me to Cincinnati 118 00:07:05,045 --> 00:07:07,496 so that you could hire Steve and his little minions behind my back? 119 00:07:07,565 --> 00:07:09,912 Don't be paranoid. I sent you to Cincinnati 'cause you needed the rest. 120 00:07:09,912 --> 00:07:11,776 Writing the BIOS almost killed you. 121 00:07:13,571 --> 00:07:15,814 Have you guys thought of a name yet? 122 00:07:15,849 --> 00:07:18,403 I'm deciding between "Alamo," "Death Star," and "George." 123 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,301 I can't believe you guys don't like "Khan." 124 00:07:20,301 --> 00:07:21,717 "Khan!" 125 00:07:21,786 --> 00:07:23,684 Excuse me? 126 00:07:23,684 --> 00:07:26,376 I wrote the BIOS. I name it. 127 00:07:26,411 --> 00:07:27,895 "Lovelace." 128 00:07:27,930 --> 00:07:30,139 "Lovelace." 129 00:07:32,072 --> 00:07:36,041 Not Linda Lovelace, you pervs, Ada Lovelace. 130 00:07:36,076 --> 00:07:38,872 As in the first computer programmer ever? 131 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,875 Good name. 132 00:07:41,909 --> 00:07:45,154 All right, let's turn this baby on. 133 00:08:12,664 --> 00:08:14,390 All: Yeah! 134 00:08:14,424 --> 00:08:15,771 Larry: Yes! 135 00:08:16,944 --> 00:08:18,532 Champagne. 136 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:20,327 - Champagne. - Good work. 137 00:08:20,396 --> 00:08:22,778 Why is everyone celebrating? The screen didn't even turn on. 138 00:08:22,778 --> 00:08:26,540 - There is no screen. - We're getting there. 139 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,716 I just promised a room full of retailers a briefcase. 140 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:31,545 You couldn't fit this crap in a gym bag. 141 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,443 You mean overpromised. 142 00:08:33,478 --> 00:08:35,963 It must be nice to have a job where you get to say words 143 00:08:35,998 --> 00:08:37,827 without having to actually do anything. 144 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:41,382 Did you ever sell a computer before I showed up here? 145 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:43,005 Did any of you? 146 00:08:45,801 --> 00:08:47,941 Well, we should probably turn it off. 147 00:08:47,975 --> 00:08:50,840 I think it's starting to smoke. 148 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:53,222 Then turn it off, Stan. 149 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:58,020 What the hell is this? 150 00:08:58,054 --> 00:09:00,470 I asked you to do a failure analysis report. 151 00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:01,851 I did. 152 00:09:01,886 --> 00:09:03,681 I don't understand. Can I see that? 153 00:09:06,787 --> 00:09:08,582 It's here. It got mixed up 154 00:09:08,617 --> 00:09:10,826 with the supplemental report I did. 155 00:09:13,449 --> 00:09:15,969 Okay, thanks. 156 00:09:16,003 --> 00:09:18,109 Next time, just make sure the report I need is on top. 157 00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:27,670 Stan: If we get rid of fans, we have a heat problem. 158 00:09:27,705 --> 00:09:29,499 If we get rid of the coprocessor, 159 00:09:29,534 --> 00:09:32,502 we lose floating-point speed. 160 00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:34,332 That'll get weight out of the case. 161 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,437 That'll give us one, two pounds max. 162 00:09:36,472 --> 00:09:38,716 Joe wants this to be 10 pounds lighter. 163 00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:40,890 Yeah, I want my wife to be 10 pounds lighter. 164 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:42,789 Life is about compromise. 165 00:09:42,823 --> 00:09:44,514 This isn't a joke, Ed. 166 00:09:44,549 --> 00:09:47,310 Everything is riding on us getting this right. 167 00:09:47,345 --> 00:09:49,416 And no one's leaving here until we do, you got that? 168 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:51,936 Yes. Rangers scored. 169 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:53,696 - Give me that watch. - Ow, relax. 170 00:09:53,731 --> 00:09:55,353 Would you rather be pounding Shiners with Brian 171 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:59,046 at 3:00 in the afternoon? 'Cause that can be arranged. 172 00:09:59,046 --> 00:10:01,290 I'm sorry. 173 00:10:08,884 --> 00:10:12,750 What if we swapped out the CRT for an LCD? 174 00:10:12,784 --> 00:10:14,821 It's lighter and smaller. 175 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:16,650 And way over our budget. 176 00:10:16,685 --> 00:10:19,895 Not if you know a guy. 177 00:10:28,697 --> 00:10:30,664 Man: What's up? 178 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,529 I'm Lev. That's Kenneth, 179 00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:35,186 but everyone calls him Yo-Yo. 180 00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:55,447 - Are you playing games? - Jesus, do you mind? 181 00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:59,555 I assigned you to write print drivers, not play games. 182 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:01,764 - What, when? - Well, didn't you check the flowchart? 183 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:04,042 I mapped out all the subroutine assignments and which order to do them in. 184 00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:05,734 Print drivers are remedial. 185 00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:07,045 Why aren't I working on a compiler? 186 00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:09,116 Because I already have a team on it, number one. 187 00:11:09,151 --> 00:11:11,463 Number two, I hear you can't be trusted to document your code, 188 00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:15,364 and, number three, I need you to document your code. 189 00:11:17,021 --> 00:11:19,230 Welcome to the short bus. 190 00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:23,613 Is that "Adventure"? 191 00:11:23,648 --> 00:11:24,925 Yeah. 192 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,721 Classic. 193 00:11:27,756 --> 00:11:29,171 I could tell by your keystrokes. 194 00:11:29,171 --> 00:11:31,000 That thing's heroin. 195 00:11:31,035 --> 00:11:33,831 Took out my graduate seminar the night before our final. 196 00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:36,834 We all flunked. 197 00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:42,080 Hey, Yo-Yo, I'm putting this up on the mainframe, 198 00:11:42,115 --> 00:11:43,979 so consider yourself warned. 199 00:11:49,294 --> 00:11:51,400 Gary: Perfect time for you to come out. 200 00:11:51,469 --> 00:11:54,196 This place empties out for the long weekend. 201 00:11:54,196 --> 00:11:56,716 You won't slow down anyone's game. 202 00:12:00,581 --> 00:12:04,137 That was a really nice gift you got the girls, the Kazoku watch. 203 00:12:04,171 --> 00:12:05,897 I know you think I spoil them. 204 00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:08,279 No, no, you should spoil them. 205 00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:12,041 It sounds like you got a really good relationship 206 00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:14,216 with the guys over at Kazoku Electronics. 207 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:20,740 Look, all I'm asking for is an introduction. 208 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,534 I need a new LCD screen for my computer 209 00:12:22,569 --> 00:12:25,675 and Kazoku has the best technology. 210 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,644 For a second there, you had me convinced 211 00:12:28,678 --> 00:12:31,440 you actually wanted to play a round of golf with me for my birthday. 212 00:12:33,062 --> 00:12:34,650 I'm sorry, Gary. I just-- 213 00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:36,825 look, I really need this. 214 00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:40,173 Last time you came to me for help-- 215 00:12:40,242 --> 00:12:42,313 I won't let Donna go through that again. 216 00:12:42,313 --> 00:12:44,936 This isn't like last time, I promise you. 217 00:12:44,936 --> 00:12:47,559 - How's it different? - It's completely different. 218 00:12:47,594 --> 00:12:49,182 Joe, he's running the project. 219 00:12:49,251 --> 00:12:51,805 He's got over a decade at IBM under his belt. 220 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,911 - Joe MacMillan? - Yeah. 221 00:12:53,945 --> 00:12:56,292 Donna keeps telling me he's all hat and no cattle. 222 00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:59,261 No, no, no, no. He's the real deal. 223 00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:00,745 Honest to God. 224 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,229 And I got a whole team of engineers 225 00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:04,093 that are busting their asses for me. 226 00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:06,268 And you know John Bosworth. 227 00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:08,477 I mean, Cardiff's a solid company. 228 00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:14,586 The Japs love me. 229 00:13:14,621 --> 00:13:16,968 You know, I make 'em a bundle. 230 00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:18,798 They'll have to meet with you. 231 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,938 They don't do business without a face-to-face. 232 00:13:20,972 --> 00:13:23,078 Yeah, I'll clear my schedule. 233 00:13:27,116 --> 00:13:29,187 Thank you. 234 00:13:29,222 --> 00:13:30,810 Sorry. 235 00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:34,710 And these are the directions to Big Star Ball 236 00:13:34,744 --> 00:13:35,884 in case you decide to come. 237 00:13:35,953 --> 00:13:37,333 We had a ball last year. 238 00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:38,818 Are you forgetting? I'm from New York. 239 00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,647 I'm trying. 240 00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:42,649 Do you want me to call your father? - What? 241 00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:44,306 Your father. You just missed him. 242 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:47,827 He has a layover this Thursday in Dallas on his way to Hong Kong. 243 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,950 Did he say where he's staying? 244 00:14:07,985 --> 00:14:09,918 Debbie: The Kerrington Hotel. 245 00:14:12,196 --> 00:14:14,715 Call him and tell him I'll meet him at the lobby bar at 1:00. 246 00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:19,401 What are you doing, arranging a vendor meeting without me? 247 00:15:19,435 --> 00:15:20,885 They were headed back to Tokyo in the morning. 248 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,369 It was now or never. 249 00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:24,785 - Never. Cancel it. - What? No. 250 00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:26,511 I don't have time to explain this to you. 251 00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:28,272 - Just cancel it. - You keep asking me for the moon 252 00:15:28,306 --> 00:15:30,239 and I finally get it for you and now you're saying no. 253 00:15:30,274 --> 00:15:32,276 How is Kazoku's screen the moon? 254 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,071 They've developed cutting-edge LCD technology. 255 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:35,865 You want our computer to be under 12 pounds 256 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,799 and slim as a briefcase? This is how we do it. 257 00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:40,560 They'll gouge us. 258 00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:42,596 I have a connection. He can get 'em down on price. 259 00:15:42,665 --> 00:15:44,012 How do you have a connection? 260 00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:46,497 It's a small industry. You meet people. 261 00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:49,086 Look, I'm meeting them at Sushi on McKinney at 7:00. 262 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,191 Are you in or are you out? 263 00:15:53,228 --> 00:15:55,920 IBM doesn't even make them with LCD screens. 264 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,474 Change the reservation to Woodson's. 265 00:15:58,509 --> 00:16:00,338 Japanese don't come to Dallas to have a shrimp cocktail 266 00:16:00,373 --> 00:16:02,962 dressed up like a sushi roll. They come for steak. 267 00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:05,757 Good call. 268 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,828 Hey... 269 00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:10,210 nice work. 270 00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:14,732 What? 271 00:16:14,732 --> 00:16:18,356 Your comments. They're funny. 272 00:16:18,391 --> 00:16:21,981 You be careful. I might ask you to document all my code. 273 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,397 Check this out... 274 00:16:24,397 --> 00:16:27,883 Oh, no, the printer only prints text. 275 00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:29,989 Wait, you added a graphics mode? 276 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,887 And auto grayscale conversion? 277 00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:37,513 Oh! Cool. 278 00:16:37,548 --> 00:16:41,241 Uh, Friday, a bunch of us are going to that KCYD car thing, 279 00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:44,313 then to dinner if you're interested. 280 00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:45,659 Yeah, maybe. 281 00:16:45,659 --> 00:16:47,282 Steve: Now, how are we doing over here? 282 00:16:49,836 --> 00:16:51,286 I'm finished. 283 00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:53,460 Did you check off your module on the flowchart? 284 00:16:53,495 --> 00:16:56,774 No, just told you I'm finished. 285 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,673 Well, I still need you to put a check by your name. 286 00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:01,330 It's part of the protocol. 287 00:17:01,365 --> 00:17:03,091 Learned it at Stanford B-School. 288 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:06,611 Mm, does the B stand for bullshit? 289 00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:08,372 If you have a problem, you can come by my office 290 00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:10,477 and we can discuss it like adults. 291 00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:13,791 No need to get your panties in a wad. 292 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:17,346 Oh, I'm not wearing any panties. 293 00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:20,280 But you can stick that in your flowchart. 294 00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:24,974 You have to get rid of that tool. 295 00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:27,839 - Which one? - I'm not kidding. He's a terrible manager. 296 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,118 He can't see the forest for the trees. You have to get rid of him. 297 00:17:30,152 --> 00:17:33,604 I don't have to do anything. Learn to work with people. 298 00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:35,778 He's assigning drivers to the fastest coders 299 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,747 and compilers to the lunkheads. It's inefficient. 300 00:17:38,781 --> 00:17:40,990 Cut him some slack. He's under a lot of pressure. 301 00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:42,578 What-- I could handle the pressure. 302 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,685 Why is that so crazy? 303 00:17:45,719 --> 00:17:48,757 Let's see-- you're not exactly a people person. 304 00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:51,932 You have no management experience or any job experience, really. 305 00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:54,452 - You dropped out of college... - Because you begged me, asshole. 306 00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:56,523 ...and you lack professionalism. 307 00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:58,525 A manager doesn't swear at his superior, 308 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,596 certainly not with his office door open. 309 00:18:08,017 --> 00:18:09,571 Is that more professional? 310 00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:11,780 Look, if I've given you the impression 311 00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:13,920 that because of this thing we've got going on 312 00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:17,751 that you're entitled to special treatment, I'm sorry. 313 00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:29,108 Cameron, what are you doing? 314 00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:36,701 I'm just taking this little thing we've got going off the table. 315 00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:39,773 Maybe that'll wake you up. 316 00:18:42,742 --> 00:18:46,987 Uh, I left some stuff at your apartment, so... - 317 00:18:47,056 --> 00:18:49,231 you can tell Steve I'll report for duty tomorrow. 318 00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:59,862 I read that they don't expect Westerners to bow, 319 00:18:59,897 --> 00:19:02,451 but you're supposed to receive their business cards with both hands. 320 00:19:02,486 --> 00:19:04,350 It's a sign of respect. 321 00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:06,697 I've been to Tokyo nine times. 322 00:19:10,839 --> 00:19:14,291 Gordon Clark. It's a pleasure to meet you. 323 00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:17,846 Guest: The pleasure is ours. 324 00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:22,920 - Hirohiko Taketa. - Thank you. 325 00:19:22,989 --> 00:19:25,094 Hirohiko Taketa. 326 00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:29,478 "Hirohiko Taketa, head of International Sales, Kazoku Electronics." 327 00:19:29,513 --> 00:19:32,895 Mr. Taketa, thank you for being our guest tonight. 328 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:37,555 We would do anything for the son-in-law of Gary Emerson. 329 00:19:37,555 --> 00:19:41,766 I-I-I'm Gary's son-in-law. 330 00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:43,423 Oh, hai. 331 00:19:55,953 --> 00:19:58,473 Oh, sorry. Hope I didn't scare you. 332 00:19:58,507 --> 00:19:59,681 I'm Joe MacMillan. 333 00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:03,029 I know Joe MacMillan. 334 00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:06,135 Senior. He's my son. 335 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,447 Do you know when Joe will be back? 336 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,280 Uh, no, he's-- how did you get in here? 337 00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:14,592 I showed the super my license. 338 00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:16,249 You say something with the right authority, 339 00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:18,424 you generally get what you want. 340 00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:22,497 Huh, that's fascinating. 341 00:20:22,531 --> 00:20:25,016 I'm just here to get my stuff. 342 00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:35,924 I bought this bat for him. 343 00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:41,930 Spent hours teaching him how to swing correctly. 344 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,934 He wasn't exactly a natural. 345 00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:50,456 Didn't know Joe had a girlfriend. 346 00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:53,459 I'm not his girlfriend. 347 00:20:53,493 --> 00:20:56,703 Well, Joe's not exactly the girlfriend type. 348 00:20:56,738 --> 00:20:58,671 So, what did he do to make you so mad at him? 349 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:01,190 What did he do to make youso mad at him? 350 00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:03,020 Is that what he told you? 351 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,298 No, he never talks about you. 352 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,163 But if you had to lie to the super to get into his apartment, 353 00:21:08,197 --> 00:21:10,199 I'm guessing you're not exactly chummy. 354 00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:12,616 Touché. 355 00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:17,724 Actually, he stood me up this afternoon. 356 00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:20,658 Maybe we could commiserate over a drink. 357 00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:22,626 Thanks, but I've got to get going. 358 00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:24,800 Someone waiting for you? 359 00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:26,699 Yeah. 360 00:21:28,908 --> 00:21:32,256 Well, it was nice to meet you, Miss-- 361 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,740 you know, I never caught your name. 362 00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:35,294 Cameron. 363 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,468 Not Cameron Howe? 364 00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:40,368 How do you know my name? 365 00:21:40,402 --> 00:21:42,335 When my guys came back to New York, 366 00:21:42,404 --> 00:21:46,615 they couldn't stop talking about this prodigy named Cameron Howe. 367 00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:50,688 - Right. - Oh, yes. 368 00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:54,658 They said you're the modern Ada Lovelace. 369 00:21:57,108 --> 00:22:00,767 Tomorrow, I'm taking a 20-hour flight to Hong Kong 370 00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:04,771 with Bill Gates and he's gonna talk circles around me 371 00:22:04,806 --> 00:22:07,809 and I could use some liquid courage. 372 00:22:07,843 --> 00:22:09,949 I hate to drink alone. 373 00:22:13,642 --> 00:22:15,299 Don't mind me, I'm just gonna check 374 00:22:15,299 --> 00:22:17,370 the weather report on the local news. 375 00:22:19,614 --> 00:22:23,549 No, but it's-- it's really an amazing work of engineering. 376 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:26,621 The one question I have is how do you scale this 377 00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:29,244 to a bigger size without the display blurring? 378 00:22:29,278 --> 00:22:31,246 Oh, we make the voltage higher. 379 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,352 Five volts usually enough, yeah. 380 00:22:33,421 --> 00:22:36,147 But if you zap a pixel with a voltage that high, 381 00:22:36,182 --> 00:22:39,047 the adjacent pixels twist, too. Don't you get ghosting? 382 00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:46,710 What if you laid in a third layer of microcapacitors? 383 00:22:46,744 --> 00:22:49,229 Aren't you experimenting with that technology already? 384 00:22:49,298 --> 00:22:52,267 Sony is. 385 00:22:52,301 --> 00:22:56,064 It would cost you more. 386 00:22:56,098 --> 00:22:58,238 - Well, maybe-- - We can't drive up the price 387 00:22:58,238 --> 00:23:01,069 till we're no longer competitive. Here's our offer. 388 00:23:01,103 --> 00:23:03,934 You take a lower margin on the individual screens, 389 00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:06,730 we'll give you a percentage of our profits on the back end. 390 00:23:06,764 --> 00:23:08,835 It's the best I can do, and, frankly, 391 00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:12,460 I don't think you'll get a better deal from another PC manufacturer. 392 00:23:21,710 --> 00:23:23,816 - Kanpai. - All: Kanpai. 393 00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:30,512 Easy. 394 00:23:30,547 --> 00:23:33,757 Lev: Is anyone else stuck in the maze of twisty little passages? 395 00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:36,207 Yo-Yo: Try dropping an item. 396 00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:39,452 What? 397 00:23:39,521 --> 00:23:42,490 A pirate just pounced on me and stole my treasure. 398 00:23:42,524 --> 00:23:45,424 No, no, no, no, you shut up! 399 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,598 You have bad grammar. 400 00:23:51,153 --> 00:23:53,432 You, come with me. 401 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:55,503 - Me? - Yeah, you. 402 00:23:55,572 --> 00:23:57,505 Any of you. All of you. 403 00:23:57,574 --> 00:23:59,852 Get your asses in here, come on. 404 00:24:02,958 --> 00:24:04,650 Come on. 405 00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:07,894 Come here, get in. 406 00:24:07,963 --> 00:24:10,483 How the hell do I get out of this godforsaken cave? 407 00:24:17,594 --> 00:24:19,458 Really looking forward to working with you. 408 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,460 Hai. 409 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:24,670 And the sales guys, they don't get what we do. 410 00:24:24,704 --> 00:24:27,638 You know, the artistry that's involved. 411 00:24:27,673 --> 00:24:29,640 All they care about's profit. 412 00:24:29,675 --> 00:24:31,780 Take my father-in-law. 413 00:24:31,849 --> 00:24:35,335 Have you ever even looked through the "Razor's Edge"? 414 00:24:35,335 --> 00:24:39,236 I mean, you wouldn't believe the schlock that guy sells. 415 00:24:41,341 --> 00:24:47,486 Schlock, you know, like stupid stuff. 416 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,729 Hai. 417 00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:56,184 Schlock. 418 00:24:58,427 --> 00:25:01,776 Schlock. 419 00:25:01,845 --> 00:25:03,674 I noticed an Air Force pin on your backpack. 420 00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:06,781 - Your father's? - Yeah. 421 00:25:06,781 --> 00:25:09,300 Vietnam? 422 00:25:09,369 --> 00:25:11,199 Helicopter crew chief. 423 00:25:11,268 --> 00:25:12,614 Tough job. 424 00:25:12,683 --> 00:25:15,755 I was a naval officer in the Pacific. 425 00:25:15,790 --> 00:25:17,723 If anyone had told me one day I'd be flying 426 00:25:17,757 --> 00:25:19,518 to Tokyo every month and bowing to them... 427 00:25:21,865 --> 00:25:25,040 So, when did you start working for IBM? 428 00:25:25,075 --> 00:25:28,216 Oh, they recruited me in 1945 to work on the Mark I. 429 00:25:28,285 --> 00:25:31,668 With Grace Hopper? Did you meet her? - Oh, sure. 430 00:25:31,702 --> 00:25:34,360 Did it really weigh four tons? - Five. 431 00:25:34,394 --> 00:25:37,570 We used it in the Navy to calculate artillery firing. 432 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,883 I knew right then I wanted to work for Big Blue when I got out. 433 00:25:39,917 --> 00:25:42,299 Best company in the world. 434 00:25:42,368 --> 00:25:45,164 And I still don't understand what possessed Joe to leave. 435 00:25:49,513 --> 00:25:51,791 I was surprised you turned us down. 436 00:25:51,826 --> 00:25:53,655 You could've been the next Grace Hopper. 437 00:25:53,690 --> 00:25:57,452 Instead, you're in line to be another programmer no one remembers. 438 00:25:57,486 --> 00:26:00,386 Oh, my God, you're right. 439 00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:02,664 Yeah, instead of writing software for a brand-new machine, 440 00:26:02,733 --> 00:26:04,355 I could've been getting coffee for the guy 441 00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:07,013 who warms the seat for the guy who writes the software. 442 00:26:07,013 --> 00:26:09,188 What was I thinking? 443 00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:13,019 Yeah, I'm sorry. That was out of line. 444 00:26:13,054 --> 00:26:14,918 You're not the one I'm angry at. 445 00:26:14,952 --> 00:26:18,162 It's a tricky thing, fathers and sons. 446 00:26:18,197 --> 00:26:20,268 Your dad's lucky to have a daughter. 447 00:26:20,337 --> 00:26:22,822 I bet you'd never stand him up if he came to see you. 448 00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:28,000 Oh, God, I'm sorry. 449 00:26:31,555 --> 00:26:34,523 He didn't make it back, did he? 450 00:26:34,558 --> 00:26:37,492 You couldn't have been more than 10 years old at the time. 451 00:26:37,492 --> 00:26:39,943 I-- excuse me. 452 00:26:45,811 --> 00:26:47,882 Joe: They picked up the check. 453 00:26:47,916 --> 00:26:50,436 Are you too drunk to comprehend that means they're done with us? 454 00:26:50,505 --> 00:26:51,955 I should never have let you come. 455 00:26:51,989 --> 00:26:54,716 Let mecome? I arranged this deal. 456 00:26:54,716 --> 00:26:56,994 No, Gary did, and then you insulted him. 457 00:26:56,994 --> 00:26:58,617 Nothing says, "Don't trust us" 458 00:26:58,686 --> 00:27:00,929 quite like bad-mouthing your own father-in-law. 459 00:27:00,964 --> 00:27:03,656 Look, your father works at IBM and you shit on them all the time to everyone. 460 00:27:03,691 --> 00:27:05,762 Not to the Japanese. 461 00:27:05,831 --> 00:27:07,626 Look, you may be good with a soldering iron, 462 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:09,455 but when it comes to business, 463 00:27:09,455 --> 00:27:12,354 the big picture, you have no idea. 464 00:27:12,354 --> 00:27:15,668 Hey, hey. I'm not the one screwing "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs." 465 00:27:15,703 --> 00:27:17,428 - Leave her out of this. - Like that's not gonna blow up in our face! 466 00:27:17,463 --> 00:27:19,016 Go back to your workstation with the rest of the grunts. 467 00:27:19,016 --> 00:27:20,604 I'll fix this in the morning. 468 00:27:20,604 --> 00:27:22,330 With what, Joe, your words? 469 00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:24,297 Donna was right. You're all hat and no cattle. 470 00:27:24,332 --> 00:27:25,989 Why don't you build a computer with Donna? 471 00:27:26,023 --> 00:27:28,888 Oh, wait, you tried that. 472 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,013 Gordon on phone: Your dad's gonna kill me. 473 00:27:50,047 --> 00:27:51,428 Well, I bet it wasn't as bad as you think. 474 00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:52,774 Look, I'm telling you, it was. 475 00:27:52,843 --> 00:27:54,811 I really screwed the pooch this time. 476 00:27:54,811 --> 00:27:58,090 Well, I'm sure it'll work out somehow. 477 00:27:58,124 --> 00:28:00,713 Oh, honey, I've got pies in the oven. 478 00:28:00,782 --> 00:28:03,164 We can talk more about this when you get home. - Okay. 479 00:28:03,164 --> 00:28:04,303 Okay, yeah, I'll-- 480 00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:18,351 What, Gordon? 481 00:28:18,386 --> 00:28:21,182 Uh, it's Hunt. 482 00:28:21,216 --> 00:28:23,909 Am I catching you at a bad time? 483 00:28:23,943 --> 00:28:26,532 No, no, no. It's wonderful. 484 00:28:26,566 --> 00:28:29,984 I mean... what's up? 485 00:28:30,018 --> 00:28:33,953 Well, the reason I'm calling is 'cause I had a chance 486 00:28:33,988 --> 00:28:36,093 to go over that other report of yours, 487 00:28:36,128 --> 00:28:40,028 and I wanna say I was really impressed. 488 00:28:40,063 --> 00:28:43,307 I love that you took the initiative. 489 00:28:43,342 --> 00:28:46,000 Well, thank you. 490 00:28:46,034 --> 00:28:48,450 Listen... 491 00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:52,385 I wanted to apologize for snapping at you the other day. 492 00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:55,147 I was getting hammered from upstairs and, what can I say? 493 00:28:55,147 --> 00:28:56,665 I shouldn't have taken it out on you. 494 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,184 Oh, it's no big deal, really. 495 00:28:58,219 --> 00:29:00,359 I just yelled at my kids when I got home. 496 00:29:00,428 --> 00:29:03,569 Well, that's what they're there for. 497 00:29:03,569 --> 00:29:07,124 Well, I don't want to cut into your evening any more than I already have. 498 00:29:07,159 --> 00:29:09,782 Oh, no, I'm just making some peach pies 499 00:29:09,851 --> 00:29:12,302 for my parents' barbecue. 500 00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:14,442 Peach pies? 501 00:29:14,476 --> 00:29:17,238 I love peach pie. 502 00:29:21,035 --> 00:29:23,209 Do you put vodka in your dough? 503 00:29:23,209 --> 00:29:25,487 Vodka? 504 00:29:25,522 --> 00:29:30,009 My granny, she used to substitute half the water for a shot of vodka. 505 00:29:30,044 --> 00:29:32,529 She said it kept the crust from getting all soggy 506 00:29:32,598 --> 00:29:34,427 from the fruit filling. 507 00:29:34,462 --> 00:29:37,051 I think she did it so if her pie didn't turn out, 508 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,880 everyone would be too drunk to notice. 509 00:29:38,949 --> 00:29:41,400 Oh, well, she sounds like a smart lady. 510 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,437 Yeah, she was the best. 511 00:29:46,336 --> 00:29:48,096 Well, I... 512 00:29:48,131 --> 00:29:50,512 better let you get back to bakin'. 513 00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:55,172 If you have any left over, feel free to save me a slice. 514 00:29:55,207 --> 00:29:56,656 Okay. 515 00:29:56,691 --> 00:29:58,417 I'll see you tomorrow. 516 00:29:58,486 --> 00:30:01,006 Good night, Donna. 517 00:30:18,506 --> 00:30:22,165 Can he call you in the morning? Now's not a really good time. 518 00:30:22,199 --> 00:30:25,133 It's kinda urgent. 519 00:30:25,168 --> 00:30:29,137 Sweetheart, can you come to the door for a second? 520 00:30:29,172 --> 00:30:31,519 We're hosting game night. 521 00:30:31,553 --> 00:30:33,970 Fun. 522 00:30:34,004 --> 00:30:36,420 He's drunk. 523 00:30:36,489 --> 00:30:38,284 What happened? 524 00:31:03,689 --> 00:31:06,036 Are you okay? 525 00:31:06,071 --> 00:31:07,693 Sorry, I don't usually... 526 00:31:07,727 --> 00:31:09,039 No, it's perfectly all right. 527 00:31:09,074 --> 00:31:13,009 I think you're under a lot of stress at work. 528 00:31:13,043 --> 00:31:16,391 Joe's all wrong about you. 529 00:31:16,391 --> 00:31:20,879 Joe's wrong about a lot of things. 530 00:31:23,364 --> 00:31:27,092 How close is he to giving up on all this? 531 00:31:27,126 --> 00:31:30,440 I don't know. He's pretty determined. 532 00:31:30,509 --> 00:31:33,201 He just hired a whole team of programmers 533 00:31:33,236 --> 00:31:35,341 and a manager behind my back. 534 00:31:35,410 --> 00:31:37,619 Really pissed me off. 535 00:31:37,619 --> 00:31:40,657 I hate to say it, but that sounds like Joe. 536 00:31:40,657 --> 00:31:42,762 Did he pull this at IBM? 537 00:31:42,797 --> 00:31:45,282 All the time. 538 00:31:45,317 --> 00:31:48,561 You know how he got his three promotions at IBM? 539 00:31:48,596 --> 00:31:51,116 He took them. 540 00:31:51,150 --> 00:31:52,911 One time, he actually lied to a supervisor-- 541 00:31:52,980 --> 00:31:55,223 guy who'd been with us for over 20 years-- 542 00:31:55,258 --> 00:31:57,467 warned him that he was going to be let go 543 00:31:57,501 --> 00:31:59,710 and then strongly suggested that he tender his resignation 544 00:31:59,779 --> 00:32:02,782 to maintain his dignity. 545 00:32:02,817 --> 00:32:05,613 Poor guy believed him. 546 00:32:08,788 --> 00:32:10,376 Hmm. 547 00:32:10,411 --> 00:32:12,758 Well, if you say something with the right authority, 548 00:32:12,827 --> 00:32:15,416 you generally get what you want. 549 00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:20,214 You're so full of shit. 550 00:32:21,629 --> 00:32:23,631 What, did you actually think I was gonna roll over 551 00:32:23,631 --> 00:32:26,082 and just tell Joe what a great guy you were? 552 00:32:27,255 --> 00:32:29,568 You're both disgusting. 553 00:32:29,602 --> 00:32:34,400 I don't think you understand who you've gotten into bed with. 554 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,645 It's only a matter of time until he blows everything up. 555 00:32:37,679 --> 00:32:40,303 He always does. 556 00:32:40,337 --> 00:32:44,479 - Well, you would know. - I gave him the world... 557 00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:47,344 and he spat in my face. 558 00:32:47,413 --> 00:32:49,829 He thinks everything belongs to him... 559 00:32:49,864 --> 00:32:52,384 you included. 560 00:32:57,872 --> 00:32:59,978 For when you figure that out. 561 00:34:28,376 --> 00:34:30,792 I'll only be a minute. 562 00:34:30,827 --> 00:34:33,071 We made a mistake last night. 563 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:36,660 We offended you, and for that, I am sorry. 564 00:34:36,695 --> 00:34:38,352 Mr. Clark was too ashamed to come, 565 00:34:38,352 --> 00:34:40,837 so I promised I would apologize on his behalf 566 00:34:40,871 --> 00:34:42,701 for getting drunk, for giving the impression 567 00:34:42,735 --> 00:34:44,979 that he doesn't respect his father-in-law, 568 00:34:45,048 --> 00:34:48,396 the man who was gracious enough to put us into contact with you. 569 00:34:48,431 --> 00:34:50,950 That is not the case. Not for him, 570 00:34:50,985 --> 00:34:54,022 and certainly not for me. 571 00:34:54,057 --> 00:34:56,128 I'm not exaggerating when I say 572 00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:58,751 that I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for my father. 573 00:34:58,786 --> 00:35:01,340 The day I graduated from his alma mater, 574 00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:04,309 he brought me into his company, IBM. 575 00:35:04,378 --> 00:35:08,036 He taught me the ropes. He taught me everything I know. 576 00:35:08,036 --> 00:35:11,350 He told me to swing for the fences and I've never stopped swinging. 577 00:35:11,350 --> 00:35:14,871 I know it's a risk showing up like this, 578 00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:16,424 but I will do anything 579 00:35:16,424 --> 00:35:19,117 to make you reconsider being in business with us. 580 00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:27,401 Excellent. 581 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:32,130 Bellboy: Sir? 582 00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:33,959 You forgot your magazine. 583 00:35:33,993 --> 00:35:35,823 I'm done with that. 584 00:35:50,009 --> 00:35:51,494 Cameron: Oh, don't bother. 585 00:35:51,528 --> 00:35:54,290 - You're fired. - Excuse you? 586 00:35:54,290 --> 00:35:56,982 Oh, and it's not 'cause you're a tool, which you are. 587 00:35:57,016 --> 00:35:59,433 You can't fire me. I'm yourboss. 588 00:36:02,608 --> 00:36:04,610 Hey. 589 00:36:04,645 --> 00:36:06,336 Do you want all your software programmed in 11 weeks 590 00:36:06,371 --> 00:36:07,958 for half of what you're spending? 591 00:36:07,993 --> 00:36:09,960 Is this a trick question? 592 00:36:10,029 --> 00:36:12,135 Brooks' Law, "The Mythical Man-Month." 593 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,241 The one useful book I read in college. 594 00:36:14,275 --> 00:36:16,001 Brooks said that adding programmers 595 00:36:16,035 --> 00:36:18,659 to speed up a software project only makes it later. 596 00:36:18,693 --> 00:36:20,247 She's got a real attitude problem. 597 00:36:20,281 --> 00:36:22,283 Oh, also, I'm taking over Steve's job. 598 00:36:22,318 --> 00:36:25,010 - See what I mean? - How would you know which programmers to keep? 599 00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:27,288 Do you even know their names? 600 00:36:27,323 --> 00:36:30,257 Hey! 601 00:36:30,326 --> 00:36:32,466 Coder monkeys, come here. 602 00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:35,296 How many of you got sucked into "Adventure" last night? 603 00:36:36,953 --> 00:36:39,921 I knew it. She's sabotaging the project, Joe. 604 00:36:39,921 --> 00:36:42,269 Okay, just curious-- how many of you figured out 605 00:36:42,303 --> 00:36:45,548 what order to push the buttons in at the dam? 606 00:36:45,582 --> 00:36:49,483 And how many of you got out of the cave by breaking the code? 607 00:36:53,659 --> 00:36:56,317 I had to get home to feed my cat. 608 00:36:56,352 --> 00:36:58,008 Cameron: Which back doors did you use? 609 00:36:58,043 --> 00:37:00,010 - Programmer: "Xyzzy." - "Plover." 610 00:37:00,045 --> 00:37:02,323 - "Plugh." - Okay. 611 00:37:02,358 --> 00:37:05,361 Lev, Yo-Yo, the rest of you guys who cheated, 612 00:37:05,395 --> 00:37:07,328 you get to keep your jobs. 613 00:37:07,363 --> 00:37:08,778 Those of you who played fair and square, 614 00:37:08,778 --> 00:37:12,091 thank you very much, but you can go home. 615 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:13,990 Explain. 616 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:16,786 To play an honest game, you have to be good at solving puzzles. 617 00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:19,513 But to cheat, you have to be great at solving code. 618 00:37:19,547 --> 00:37:21,480 Those are the guys I need on my team-- 619 00:37:21,515 --> 00:37:23,551 the ones who can break into the code, find the back doors, 620 00:37:23,586 --> 00:37:25,622 figure out "Plover" and "Xyzzy" 621 00:37:25,691 --> 00:37:27,521 and "Fee Fie Foe Foo" to get it done. 622 00:37:27,590 --> 00:37:29,454 Did you find "Fee Fie Foe Foo"? - No. 623 00:37:31,490 --> 00:37:35,494 Steve, I'll write you a nice letter of recommendation. 624 00:37:41,776 --> 00:37:43,744 When I first heard I'd be working for Gordon Clark, 625 00:37:43,813 --> 00:37:46,678 I wasn't sure he even knew his way around a motherboard. 626 00:37:46,678 --> 00:37:49,474 Well, I've been proven wrong a hundred times over, 627 00:37:49,474 --> 00:37:53,305 and, today, my respect for this guy has been taken to a whole new level. 628 00:37:53,305 --> 00:37:56,412 To Gordo, for kicking ass and taking names. 629 00:37:56,446 --> 00:37:58,103 All: To Gordo. 630 00:37:58,137 --> 00:38:00,139 Thanks, Gordon. Good job, buddy. 631 00:38:00,174 --> 00:38:02,487 Hey, I see you told them the good news about the LCD screen. 632 00:38:02,487 --> 00:38:05,697 Yeah, everyone's excited. 633 00:38:05,766 --> 00:38:08,665 Good, I thought maybe you didn't get my message. 634 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:10,598 No, I did. 635 00:38:10,633 --> 00:38:12,393 Figured you'd come by my office. 636 00:38:12,428 --> 00:38:14,671 I've got work to do. 637 00:38:14,706 --> 00:38:16,570 Don't you think you owe me a thank-you? 638 00:38:18,261 --> 00:38:21,437 No, Joe. Actually, I don't. 639 00:38:21,437 --> 00:38:23,749 Joe: Right. 640 00:38:23,784 --> 00:38:25,717 I only saved your ass, the deal, 641 00:38:25,786 --> 00:38:28,858 and your relationship with your father-in-law. 642 00:38:28,892 --> 00:38:32,171 Gordon tell you how he almost tanked the deal? 643 00:38:32,206 --> 00:38:33,794 Joe, don't. 644 00:38:33,863 --> 00:38:35,727 First, he does eight shots of whiskey 645 00:38:35,761 --> 00:38:38,592 trying to keep up with the Japanese-- huge mistake. 646 00:38:38,626 --> 00:38:42,078 So now he's wasted and he follows the chief engineer into-- 647 00:38:42,112 --> 00:38:44,218 Joe, I hate to bust your bubble, 648 00:38:44,252 --> 00:38:46,151 but you didn't save a damn thing. 649 00:38:46,185 --> 00:38:49,844 Gary did after I went to his house and asked him-- 650 00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:52,709 no, I begged him-- got down on my knees 651 00:38:52,778 --> 00:38:56,506 to convince them to reconsider. 652 00:38:56,506 --> 00:39:00,752 The deal was done before you ever got to the hotel. 653 00:39:00,752 --> 00:39:04,687 Do you want his phone number to thank him? 654 00:39:11,210 --> 00:39:13,454 Look, you guys take off. 655 00:39:13,523 --> 00:39:16,595 I'll figure out the heating problem. 656 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:21,980 Joe: Cameron... 657 00:39:23,913 --> 00:39:26,674 are you going to this bowling alley thing later? 658 00:39:26,709 --> 00:39:28,538 I don't know. It sounds dumb, 659 00:39:28,573 --> 00:39:31,472 but some of the coders are going. 660 00:39:31,507 --> 00:39:34,441 It's amazing what passes for culture in Dallas. 661 00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:40,654 I saw you took your stuff out of my apartment last night. 662 00:39:42,449 --> 00:39:44,727 And a few things that don't belong to you. 663 00:39:44,727 --> 00:39:47,005 What things? 664 00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:49,179 Don't get me wrong, I think it's sweet 665 00:39:49,179 --> 00:39:51,492 that you wanted to read the article in the "Wall Street Quarterly." 666 00:39:51,527 --> 00:39:54,357 I didn't take it. 667 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,911 There's no shame in caring about our project. 668 00:39:56,946 --> 00:39:59,845 I just need it back so I can send it to some retailers. 669 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:03,884 Your dad came by the apartment. 670 00:40:03,884 --> 00:40:07,888 He took it. 671 00:40:07,922 --> 00:40:10,304 Did you talk to him? 672 00:40:10,373 --> 00:40:14,412 Uh, I didn't stay long. 673 00:40:16,137 --> 00:40:18,830 The guys are waiting for me. 674 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:36,434 "All Night Long" playing on P.A. 675 00:40:36,503 --> 00:40:38,470 Radio DJ: We just drove this spanking new 676 00:40:38,505 --> 00:40:41,577 1983 Datsun 280ZX off the lot. 677 00:40:41,611 --> 00:40:43,406 Now, the Japs say their cars are stronger than ours. 678 00:40:43,475 --> 00:40:44,890 We're gonna see about that. 679 00:40:44,925 --> 00:40:47,755 Step up, folks. It's only $5 a swing. 680 00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:50,758 We're gonna stay here until that sucker is flat as a pancake. 681 00:40:50,793 --> 00:40:52,691 Come on up here, ladies! 682 00:40:52,726 --> 00:40:55,211 "Living in the USA" playing in background 683 00:41:01,389 --> 00:41:02,839 ♪ Stand back, what'd you say? ♪ 684 00:41:02,839 --> 00:41:04,531 ♪ Stand back, I won't pay ♪ 685 00:41:04,531 --> 00:41:06,256 ♪ Stand back, I'd rather play ♪ 686 00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:08,155 ♪ Stand back, it's my freedom ♪ 687 00:41:08,224 --> 00:41:11,503 ♪ Yeah, don't worry about me, babe ♪ 688 00:41:11,538 --> 00:41:14,368 ♪ I've got to be free, babe ♪ 689 00:41:14,402 --> 00:41:18,717 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, yeah 690 00:41:18,786 --> 00:41:21,168 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 691 00:41:21,202 --> 00:41:23,929 ♪ Living in the USA... 692 00:41:23,964 --> 00:41:26,794 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 693 00:41:26,829 --> 00:41:29,245 ♪ Living in the USA 694 00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:32,869 ♪ Stand back, dietician... ♪ - Whoo! 695 00:41:32,904 --> 00:41:36,252 ♪ Stand back, politician, mortician... ♪ 696 00:41:39,704 --> 00:41:42,638 ♪ Living in the USA 697 00:41:42,672 --> 00:41:45,295 ♪ Come on, baby 698 00:41:45,330 --> 00:41:46,745 ♪ Ow 699 00:41:46,745 --> 00:41:49,645 ♪ I see a yellow man, a brown man ♪ 700 00:41:49,679 --> 00:41:52,337 ♪ A white man, a red man ♪ 701 00:41:52,406 --> 00:41:55,582 ♪ Looking for Uncle Sam... ♪ - 702 00:41:55,616 --> 00:41:58,136 ♪ To give you a helpin' hand ♪ 703 00:41:58,170 --> 00:42:00,725 ♪ But everybody's kickin' sand ♪ 704 00:42:00,725 --> 00:42:03,935 ♪ Even politicians 705 00:42:03,935 --> 00:42:06,765 ♪ We're living in a plastic land ♪ 706 00:42:06,834 --> 00:42:11,045 ♪ Somebody give me a hand, yeah ♪ 707 00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:15,533 ♪ We're gonna make it, baby ♪ 708 00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:18,397 ♪ Yeah 709 00:42:18,432 --> 00:42:22,022 ♪ We're going to shake it, baby... ♪ 710 00:42:23,471 --> 00:42:26,958 music playing ]